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The Start Of Texas-Oklahoma Has Been Pure Chaos

I had to change this story 4 times because this game is absolutely insane. My original angle was Texas is back talk is dead because of how bad Ewers throw was. 

What a HORRIFIC … I mean horrific throw. Listen everyone in the world wants the “Texas is back” talk to be true. Imagine a USC Texas Championship Game in the last one before the expanded format. And to the Longhorns credit, Texas has been fantastic this year but man you cannot be making AWFUL throws like this in ANY game let alone the Red River Showdown. 

Oklahoma scored on the next possession only making matters worse. 

As I type this … Texas knew its sense of desperation and ran a fake punt . 

The Red River Showdown is ALWAYS chaos but Texas is doing itself no favors early handing points to the Sooners. 

As I type this Texas was driving down the field and avoided disaster with an overturned fumble in their favor only to give up ANOTHER pick to Oklahoma . 

Texas was dead … UNTIL ! 

Chaos ! The Red River is ALWAYS chaos. I’m hitting submit before something else fucking insane happens.