Al Michaels Lives Like A God, Continues To Claim He's Never Knowingly Eaten A Vegetable In His Life

You know how people tend to claim you give less of a shit about everything as you get older? That's Al Michaels. He'll openly talk about whatever the hell he wants on Thursday Night Football while selling the hell out of it: 

He just doesn't care. If he's bored, he'll flat out tell you he's bored. He'll talk about gambling like he did last night towards the end of the game and Kirk brought up another matchup. He'll tell you if a game sucks and he doesn't want to be there. But now we have this clip of him claiming he's never eaten a vegetable. I don't know how that's possible. I mean Al Michaels is rich. That's just a fact. You know what rich people do? They eat at nice restaurants. 

Is Al Michaels going to a steakhouse and not getting a salad or a side of something? Vegetables aren't even bad. The biggest lie in the world is when you're a kid and people keep telling you brussels sprouts are bad. They are in fact good, I had some last night. Just air fry those bad boys, put a little balsamic on there and some seasoning. Bang, vegetable. Cucumbers? Yes please. 

Look at the disgust on that man's face when he hears the word carrot. That's a man who will spit in your face if you try to give him a vegetable. The confidence he says a man doesn't need vegetables to survive is worth your applause. Al Michaels lives the way he wants to and frankly I admire it. Might just eat meat and candy tonight for dinner to prove a point.