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Common Man Hero: Brock Purdy Is QB1 For A Super Bowl Contender But Still Lives With A Roommate And Drives A Toyota Sequoia

In the biggest upset of all-time, a guy that lives in the Bay Area with the name Brock Purdy is somehow the king of the common man. 

Now I'm sure people will scoff at the idea of a starting NFL quarterback living with a roommate. But I imagine most 23 year olds live with someone after they graduate college and move to a big city like San Francisco, where it is not cheap to live on those shit-covered streets. They don't pay Mr. Irrelevants the same as Top 3 NFL picks, even if they are massive busts that end up on the Cowboys.

Besides even if there is less privacy, life is way more fun when you have a roomie. You always have a pal to play videos games with, it's not weird drinking by yourself when someone else is home, and they can sign for packages whenever you are at work. I guess that last one doesn't really come into play since Purdy's roommate is also his teammate. But offensive linemen roommates rule because big guys bring good vibes, are never a threat to steal your girl, and love cooking big meals for everyone since they love food.

As for as driving a Toyota Sequoia, that's just a good old fashioned smart decision. I'm not a car gut by any means but I've owned multiple models from the Toyota catalog and can confirm almost all their cars are reliable, hold their resale value, and have good gas mileage. Plus let's be honest, if Brock continues to keep that Niners offense humming like a new Camry's engine all the way to a Super Bowl championship, he'll be making more from his Toyota sponsorship that his agent is no doubt negotiating right this second than his NFL contract.