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Oregon State's Head Coach Had To Apologize For Pretending To Milk His Nipples On The Sideline Against Utah

This is just smart by Jonathan Smith. Friday night you had Oregon State working on closing out the game against Utah. You know what you do? Milk the clock. I can't think of a better call or way to get the playcall in than this. It's pretty clear. Milking nipples means milk the clock. Yet somehow, he felt the need to apologize for being a good coach. 

Go to the 2:30 mark

He says 'for anyone I offended, I apologize. I won't be using that signal again.'

WHY? It's a great signal! You won and your offense knows it's time to milk the clock. It's not offensive, it's natural. I say this as a father of two, milking nipples is normal. I love that he said he was himself on tape. Need the full breakdown of him seeing him milk the nipples and looking around the coaches room. 

'Guys, are people really mad about this? I don't have milk in my nipples, it's just a play call!' 

I'm starting to think this is why we get the death of the Pac-12. Coaches can't even milk their own nipples on the sideline to help their team. The old Pac-12 after dark we'd have multiple milkings. Really, Oregon State should embrace this. The entire fanbase and crowd should start pretending to milk themselves when it's time to kill the clock. It's college football, embrace the stupidity of it all. Plus, who gives a shit if you're winning games. That's what it comes down to.