David Njoku Showed Up To Today's Browns Game In The Coldest Mask Ever After Being Listed As Questionable With A Burnt Face Because Of A Fire Pit Accident
What a fucking entrance by David Njoku. Need somebody to pump in a little Jim Ross "BY GAWD THAT'S DAVID NJOKU'S MUSIC" into this video, because this is the glory days of professional wrestling right here. Reporters had been questioning whether he would play or not these last two days after reports of him burning his face while lighting a fire at his house surfaced, and the Browns even labeled him as Questionable on their injury report yesterday because he can't put a helmet on.
He tried to squash the rumors of him sitting out yesterday....
….but no one would listen. So he had to head over to Party City and grab a fucking mask to announce that he's playing. The source isn't Schefty or even the Browns. It's fucking David Njoku walking into the Battle for 1st Place matchup against the Ravens looking like he's ready to fucking kill somebody.
You simply cannot dress like this unless you're playing in the football game:
"Nobody cared about who I was until I put on the mask" -- David Njoku
This look is so cold that you flat out have to take David Njoku anytime touchdown scorer props out of principle alone. The man is giving off Bane, Kane, Two Face, and Dwight from the Office vibes all at once:
But in all seriousness, this may end up being a classic everyone laugh at Cleveland day. Deshaun Watson just got ruled out, so now we've got rookie Dorian Thompson-Robinson making his debut against the fucking Baltimore Ravens. When this video first posted it fired me up. Now I'm afraid Njoku's gonna go for 1 catch, 3 yards, and the Ravens are going to beat us in Cleveland by 30 points.