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The Only Defense Played In LSU-Ole Miss Was By A Security Guard

TRUCK STICK ! Jacked up !!!! 

Listen, we haven’t had a complete day of college football yet in which the entire day is full of absolute madness in every slate of every timeframe has at least 1 really big matchup turn into a great game, that’s when you know shit really gets popping off. Until then, we have had some entertaining games spread out each Saturday.,Maybe the most entertaining game yesterday was the absolute track meet that Ole Miss and LSU turned into. 

Not a lick of defense played. Straight up track meet.Offense only. 

However for the security team … they must have missed the memo because he was focused on form tackle … or at least trying. When he starts moving laterally I couldn’t help but laugh. Poor guy didn’t sign up for a storming of the field, just wants to collect his hourly pay and catch a game. He knows he signed up to be preventing college kids from running out there like maniacs but he sure doesn’t have the physical attributes to be battling them. Absolutely no speed. What do you do if you got no speed ? Use your strength and boy he did that. Elbow to the face of a poor girl just trying to enjoy a Saturday night and this guy throws an elbow like he’s in the post, Amazing,. What a video .