Looks Like We’ve Got A Spicy Brooks Koepka-Jon Rahm Feud On Our Hands!

Getcha popcorn ready. This just might be the best fight in Rome this week. Because it sure as shit ain’t the Ryder Cup after the egg the boys laid today.

This is just loser talk from Brooks, plain and simple. Rahm took him and the rest of the Americans to the woodshed and this is the response?? THIS??? A pouty comment pouting about… Rahm pouting? 

Cue the Taylor Twellman rant. WHAT ARE WE DOING?!?

It’s fucking shambles over here. There are a million other things that should be on everyone's minds in that team room, and this is what we're talking about. And you know what? I'm actually not even 100% sure what we're talking about here. Presumably Jon Rahm's habit of getting animated when his golf ball doesn't do exactly what he wants it to do... but what board? Best theory I saw on twitter was that at some point Rahm threw his tee against one of those boards that line tee boxes after a not so great tee shot. But what the fuck is your point, Brooks??

Maybe there's a feud here brewing that we simply don't know about. They obviously went toe to toe at Augusta, where Brooks wilted on Sunday and Rahm prevailed. Maybe Brooks is still sour about that?

I don't know man. I just know that this ain't it. Clean it up fellas.