Adam22 Says He Saw A Picture Of Drake's Dick, and It Is Massive
I had never heard of this Adam22 guy until a couple of months ago when I started seeing a bunch of bloggers here leapfrogging me in the weekly rankings thanks to blogging about him.
So when I saw this clip blowing up on twitter I actually recognized the name, and gave it a watch.
One thing I learned about Adam, besides the fact he likes to watch his wife get hollowed out by somebody else, is he likes talking about other guys dicks. Possibly more.
“You know what’s crazy? The other day I was around this girl and she just showed me Drake’s dick on her phone,” Adam began. “Somehow this just randomly came up and she’s just showing me. I’m not believing it, and she could tell I’m not believing it. I’m like, ‘Yeah, aiight.’
“She goes right back to her fucking text messages, scrolls through the rest of it, shows me a bunch of other selfies and photos of him that I’ve never seen before. And I’m just like, ‘What the fuck?'”
He continued: “She’s still trying to prove it to me more. She goes to the Instagram DM, shows me the fucking full Instagram history with the DM, the blue check, whatever. I don’t know this girl to be a psychopathic liar or anything, but she showed me it.
“And the skin color matched up with the skin color that I would think Drake’s dick would actually be. And I’m not gonna lie — I’m sure you’re wondering right now, ‘Adam, was it big? Was it small?’ The man’s got a missile on him! Like a baby arm, if you will.”
Adam22’s comments were backed up by his wife, adult film star Lena the Plug, who wrote in an Instagram comment: “I saw the pic. He isn’t lying [shocked face emoji] [crying face emoji].”
All I can say to this is of course Drake has a monster wrench. Why should this be any surprise? Guy is the luckiest mother fucker on the planet. Went from rolling around in a wheelchair on a Nickelodeon show for tweens. to the biggest rap star on the planet in no time. He can fuck any woman he wants, every athlete would trade places with him, and every celebrity wants to be friends with him. Of course he was blessed with a giant piece on top of it all.
Hit it Rod.
p.s.- Drake's eighth solo studio album "For All the Dogs.", initially set to drop on September 22, will now release on October 6th.
p.p.s. - you didn't think your boy would write a blog about dicks and not include something to balance it out did you?