The Cowboys Are About To Deal With The Newest Curse In Sports Thanks To These Rumors Of Their Tight End Dating Haley Cavinder

We're seeing a change here people. This isn't about the Cowboys or anything like that. Oh, no, it's a change from what we've always heard growing up. Back in the day you wanted to be the quarterback. That's how you got the girls. We've seen it before with the Cowboys: 

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But now the tight end position is the hottest in all of sports. You want to date a celebrity? Become a tight end! I don't see 421 blogs about a quarterback relationship. I don't see a dedicated beat to quarterback rumors outside of the Jets shitshow. I see Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift. I see Darren Waller and Kelsey Plum and how he may have been traded because of Josh McDaniels and their wedding. We got the power couple in Gronk and Camille. I now see Haley Cavinder and Jake Ferguson entering the fold. 

Now, I'm all for this relationship. I know that sounds weird as a Giants fan, but there might be a Cavinder curse in the works. Case in point: 

Giants got their ass kicked by the Cowboys then the Cowboys lose to the Cardinals. We're one away from it being something. One time might be a mistake, but once we get to three it's for sure a thing. So go ahead and support the Cowboys. Show up to their games wearing Cowboys stuff. I support it. 

Sure seems to be something here too: 

All I know is tight ends are the hottest thing in sports now. We've come a long way from the days of Mark Bavaro. You got freak athletes lining up all over the field and dating stars all over the place.