Get A Load Of This Random Bucs Fan Who Publicly, Out Loud, In This Reality Wished Injury To Jalen Hurts
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Ummm…WHAT?!?!?! I've never laid eyes on this individual in my life, but did this man(?) actually say - out loud, purposefully, live on-air, in this universe - "I'm going to start being on the 'Let's Hurt Jalen Hurts Train'"?!?!? In 2023?!?!?! Solely because the Eagles QB Sneak Tush Push is unstoppable?!?!?!?
WOW!!!!! It's just a game, Focker! Relax! Whoever this sad sack is should be ashamed of himself! You NEVER wish harm to your opponent in a sporting contest of might! ESPECIALLY when no rules are being broken - It's just clean, dominant football! Also just as impressive is actually saying that taking Jalen Hurts out would be for the "Greater Good" like he's having a theoretical discussion about going back in time to kill a Baby Hitler! Definitely some sane stuff right there!
At least the gentleman in question had an opportunity to respond to his own comments! Here's his heartfelt apology!
Shame on you, random Bucs supporter! SHAME! SHAME! SHAME!
PS - Kind of funny to call the Eagles bitches for running the fake Tush Push! A psycho, disconnected type of HA, but humorous indeed!
PPS - Actual Crazytown.