This French Song Mocking American Foods Is Inadvertently A Banger

I just got back from a trip across the pond and discovered this song, which is making MAJOR waves, in France. We went out to a bar and when they popped this sucker on, you might think a college bar just put on Mo Bamba in 2018. The whole place went BALLISTIC singing along with a whole bunch of venom in their voices. And I gotta say, It's kind of a banger!

Not because of the mockery or anything like that. It's just a solid melody and they list a bunch awesome foods that I love. Burgers, Bacon, fried chicken, chicken wings, taco bell, mac and cheese, pizza, ice cream etc. All of those are objectively awesome foods that I could eat every single day if it wouldn't turn me into a Chris Christie 50" FUPA build. So why take offense or crack back at the French? Personally, I'd rather own it. 

 Lets make a quick version for the French. 

Can I get a baguette, with a goat cheese
Do yo think it's better, with rattatouille 

Can I get a croissant, I need more carbs man
Can I get some flat beer, I could drink a fountain 
Baby, I'm still hungry, since this morning I only smoked 400 Marlboros 

Flat soda, not a fizzy soda I prefer a flat soda, flat soda with my coffee not a 
fizzy soda because I love flat soda, flat soda 

Baby, I just hate air conditioning 

They'd love that because it's all true!

My only complaint with the song is the fried chicken line. Have a little pride in making that stanza work, my friends.