Breaking: Taylor Swift Is Sitting With Travis Kelce's Mom At the Chiefs Game

I have been on the record as saying that I thought Travis Kelce was using Taylor for clout because he wouldn't stop talking about her in his podcasts and interviews.  But now that Taylor has showed up at a Chiefs game like a giddy cheerleader sitting with his mom I no longer can trash him or the relationship.  I have no choice but to respect Mother's wishes here.  I still don't think they are a great fit, but the heart wants what the heart wants.     However I will have to suspend listening to "You Belong With Me" until further notice. 

"And she'll never know your story like I do. But she wears short skirts, I wear T-shirts. She's Cheer Captain and I'm on the bleachers.

This lyric just didn't hit the same anymore when Taylor is the cheer captain. (If I knew how to insert a single teardrop crying emoji into this blog I'd do it right here)