Smoking Hot ex-KGB Agent Straight Out Of A James Bond Movie Says 'Looks Don't Matter' And Will Teach You How To Get Any Man You Want For $200 Per Hour

A former Russian spy who seduced foreign agents with her 'pillow talk' has launched a company teaching women how to get any man they want.

Aliia Roza, 39, was born behind the iron curtain in Kazakhstan, and spied for the Russian government after the Soviet Union fell in 1991.

She said she was a 'female James Bond' and became an expert in 'the psychology of men' so she was able to get top secret information by hitting on enemy agents.

No longer a spy, in July 2017 she launched her own private members club - teaching women how to bag any man they want.

Aliia teaches her 2,000 members that it doesn't matter how you look - you can still get whatever you want from men, she claims.

This is the second time in 2 days I've referenced hot James Bond spies in a blog. Turns out they're real and they're spectacular. That's a Seinfeld reference about Teri Hatcher's boobs. Seinfeld dated an unrealistic amount of hot women. Even George pulled some beautiful lookin' gals, and he barely had a job. 

Anyways, this gorgeous ex-KGB agent has parlayed a career in having sex for secrets into teaching women everywhere how to bag a man. Doesn't even matter what you look like. Doesn't matter if you have no arms, 1 boob, and an cigarette for a face. If you take Aliia Roza's pickup artist class, you can fuck whomever you please. Tom Brady, Deion Sanders, Dave Portnoy, everyone is on the table. Doesn't even matter if they're married. A happy marriage is not match for the skills you'll learn from Aliia Roza. 

Sounds a little farfetched right? I was skeptical at first as well. But the more I loosely skimmed the article, I came to understand that Aliia Roza knows exactly what she's doing. In order to bag any man you want, you must simply blackmail them. 

She said the key is confidence - but her more controversial lessons include pretending you know secrets about your date to make them paranoid.

Brilliant. I can't believe I've never thought of that. You want to bang your hot neighbor? Find out that he killed a man back in 2006 and hold it over his head. Imply that if he doesn't shove his tongue down your va throat you'll be going to the police. Maybe catfish him with a woman significantly more attractive than you. Someone who's just his type. Screen shot the messages and let him know you'll go to his wife if your cheeks aren't clapped by dawn. And if you don't know any secrets, just make them up. 

But bagging yourself a man using scare tactics isn't the only method she teaches. She has a few more tricks up her sleeve.

Five times married Aliia says women looking to attract men should 'be horny' when they meet up with a man.

Another of Aliia's tips is that women should try to arouse themselves before a date. 

Men love a horny woman. A lot of people don't know that. I'm surprised Aliia is giving away the whole playbook in this article. People typically pay $200 an hour for this type of insight. And that's not all she reveals to the Daily Mail. On top of blackmailing your target, and edging before a date, it's important to be exceptionally charismatic.

'Whether you are overweight, short, whatever, it's all about charisma.

'The best thing to do is to stand in front of a mirror and look at yourself everyday and find five features you like about yourself.

So to recap:

- Learn the deepest darkest secrets of the man you want, and hold them over his head. If he doesn't have any, make them up

- Be horny (edging before date)

- Be extremely likeable and charismatic. If that's not you, compliment yourself in the mirror until you are.

There's nothing people love more than a rich, smoking hot person telling them that looks don't matter. The KGB didn't hire Aliia Roza because of her looks. Her looks had nothing to do with it. So if you've been struggling on the dating scene lately, consider signing up for her class to learn how to scare men into being with you.