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In The Ultimate Sign of Karma My Horse That I Named "Queen of the Mud" Just Won For Fun At Aqueduct In Her 2nd Lifetime Start

For anybody who ever wonders whether God is a Dave Portnoy fan I present exhibit A.   Last year when I was in the middle of my fight with Business Insider I named a horse Queen of the Mud.   It was a nod to how I love dragging my enemies down into the mud with me.  Well today was her 2nd start of her life at Aqueduct.  She went off at 10-1.   To say she won for fun would be an understatement.   And it couldn't have come at a more poetic time with me in the middle of my latest scuffle with the Washington Post.    Congrats to the trainer Graham Motion, the connections and Queen of the Mud who made her daddy proud today and proved once and forever that God is Team Pageviews.

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