Lighten the Fuck Up! She Was Shitfaced at Her 25th High School Reunion & Sitting Alone...

Mark and his wife of twenty years were sitting uncomfortably at a table at his 25th high school reunion. She looked unhappy, like she'd rather be anywhere but there…

After a while, she couldn't help noticing her husband staring at a drunk woman sitting alone at a table nearby who was desperately trying to find the straw in her drink with her wide open mouth… 

She turned to Mark and asked, "Do you remember that woman?" 

"I do," he sighed, "She's my old high school sweetheart. We went to senior prom together. I was told she took to drinking pretty heavily when I broke up with her just a week after graduation and that she hasn't been sober a day since…" 

"My God!" Mark's wife blurted out in disbelief, "Who would've thought a person could go on celebrating for that long?"

Vindog has been repurposing jokes since 1968! This is LTFU Joke #192!

Just in case you missed the last one…