No-Brainer: Living Legend Maury Povich Is Willing To Come Out Of Retirement For A Primetime Show That Tests If Matthew McConaughey And Woody Harrelson Are Brothers

[Source] - Povich offered his services - which he famously did for more than three decades on his self-titled daytime show - in a clip to E! News Tuesday.

'I just heard about the possibilities - I mean Matthew, I don't know you; Woody, you're my pal,' said Povich, who ended his long-running show last year. 'But guess what: I would come out of retirement - we could do prime time - DNA, Maury's back, with Woody and Matthew.'

I know this reads like a madlib, but this is what happens when you have this accusation out there: 

If they think there's the slightest chance they are biological brothers there's only one person to call. You don't go to a doctor. You don't do anything at home. You don't talk to your family about it. You go on TV and wait for that magical moment that we all know: 

You're simply a liar if you never watched one of Maury's episodes. Elite and I mean elite TV watching when you were home sick from school or waking up at 11am during the summer. And now he's willing to come out of retirement for two guys who are beloved? No brainer. I said it before but if there are two famous people in the world to say this and there be even a slight chance of being true it's these two.

I mean we're talking about one guy who has a hitman for a father. We have this whole elaborate story about how they could be related. Why are we ruling anything out here? Do I care if they fake it? No. Because Maury puts asses in the seats, White Men Can't Jump puts asses in the seats and Matthew McConaughey melts seats. Those are just facts. Imagine somehow if we could get this in our lives with this group

Honestly, why don't we have Maury settle all the arguments? You're telling me he can't do what Dean Blandino or Mike Dean or any other ref sitting on TV can do? Put Maury's ass in replay and let him decide. He's the only man for the job.