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BREAKING: Confirmed Footage Of Kelce And Swift Finally Together!!!

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KARMA! The world's #1 Kelce and #1 Swift are GORGEOUS! Never in me wildest dreams would we see a duo so clean! It's truly a love story! We know this all too well! 

Question...were you really looking for confirmed footage of the alleged relationship between Travis Kelce and Taylor Swift? You need to calm down! Long story short, shake it off and stay out of people's happiness! Relationships are delicate and there's nothing crazier than people trying to give your true love death by a thousand cuts! No need for bad blood! Breathe! Call it what you want but 'tis the damn season for football...ready for it?

THE GREATEST* SWIFTIE OF THEM ALL IS NOW RB1! YOU BELONG WITH ME! MINE!

[Editor's Note #2] - *2nd greatest Swiftie of all-time. What? CBS can piss where he pleases but I do not wish be burned at the stake by the Swifties. I can already visualize the passionate Kelly Keegs shooting fire out of those cray-crays lovely, totally sane eyes to light the blaze before extinguishing her cig on my charred corpse. Nope. Taylor is #1 now and forever. Deal with it. 

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