The 'IG Famous' Model Who Made a Spectacle of Herself on a Flight is Offered the Chance to Become 'Pornography Famous'

Future generations will never be able to comprehend this, but there was a time not long ago where, in order to become famous, you had to win a war, lead a nation, cure a disease, create some new scientific discipline, write a book, or go on a spectacular interstate murder spree. Now it's all so much simpler a process. 

If you think I'm going to add something like, "Today all you need is to be attractive on social media," you'd better guess again. This isn't 20 years ago. That market has been glutted. There's no way to break through the noise of tens of millions of others looking sexually desirable on the internet. What you have to do to stand out is act like an asshole on a commercial flight. With that, comes the sort of instant fame all the Golden Hour bikini shots in the world cannot achieve. Consider Tiffany "That Motherfucker Back There is Not Real" Gomas and her overnight celebrity. Or, to take the word "asshole" quite literally, whoever carpeted the aisle of a Delta flight with explosive diarrhea. Or, more recently, the above referenced Morgan Osman and her deranged, self-possessed rant:

The good news for Ms. Osman - and all of us, really - is that Instagram Fame is not the ceiling for her. And neither is Airline Nuisance Fame. No, that's amateur stuff. Morgan's being offered the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to achieve Porno Fame:

Source - Morgan Osman has a porn offer ready and waiting if she’d like to keep the momentum rolling after her plane meltdown. …

[T]he one-time "Bad Girls Club" cast member -- now has a somewhat lucrative offer on the table from XXX site CamSoda, which tends to focus on streaming POV of nude models. …

In a letter sent to Morgan, and obtained by TMZ, CamSoda tells the IG model -- who made an epic exit from her flight -- she's a perfect fit for their brand, and they're willing to give her 5 figures to strip, live on cam.

Far be it for any of us to recommend to Morgan what she should do. How she chooses to climb to the next rung of the celebrity ladder is entirely up to her. After all, she's already used her talents to get Instagram Fame, parlay that with becoming famous by declaring her Instagram Fame, and now is reportedly declaring her newfound Plane Lady Fame:

Thus putting a hat on a hat on top of another hat. I could add why not add yet another hat while the getting is good. But she doesn't need career advice from anybody. 

I do though wonder what the audience is for her. I suppose with all the different fetishes and niche markets out there, there's probably a kink for Impossibly Irritating Egomaniac You Couldn't Spend 5 Minutes Having a Conversation With. In that way that men in positions of responsibility like to blow of steam by paying a dominatrix to demean and humiliate them, there might be somebody, somewhere, interested in seeing Morgan Osman naked. Personally, I have zero interest. Just as long as I don't ever have to share a flight with her, we're good.