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Lady Butchers 'E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!' Chant So Bad The Universe Almost Rips Apart At The Seams

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Soooooooo close. Hey, I'm going to give her the benefit of the doubt. Sometimes the lights are bright, emotions run high, the Birds are 2-0 and you end up forgetting the fundamentals of literacy. It happens to the best of us. And the worst. The heart was there and that's all that matters. 

And for the record, that's not even CLOSE to the worst attempted E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES! chant of all-time. No, no, no. That honor goes to these PA politicians who embarrassed themselves, Philly, and humanity a few years back: 

Being nervous and mispelling is one thing, but how can they seriously not know the chant? It’s the greater Philadelphia area’s “Roll Tide”. It doesn’t matter the situation, if you break out an “E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!” chant in the Delaware Valley, time stops. You pause whatever it is you’re doing, and you join the chant. There could be a flash mob brawl in Wildwood and as soon as that “E…” drops it’s total peace and harmony from both sides for 4 seconds. You can break it out during a church service in South Philly and business would continue as usual. Hell, shout it out at a wedding in Delco and not only will everyone join in but somebody would be impregnated by the time the “EAGLES!” hits the air. If you don’t know the Eagles chant, you can’t even begin to understand. 

E-L-G-S-E-L EAGLES!!! Go Birds. Shirt's Live.