Philly To Cincy To Boulder To Gainesville: Kirk Herbstreit's Travel Schedule Over The Next Three Days Is Insane

Kirk Herbstreit is a fucking machine. Nobody in America is logging more miles over the next 60 hours in the name of football than this man. By my calculations, Herbstreit will travel more than 2,500 miles — not even counting going to Philadelphia or back home Saturday night — to the four different job locations he has in the next three days.

I need to see what Friday at 10 p.m. to arriving in Gainesville on Saturday looks like. So Herbstreit probably lands in Boulder around midnight local time for a show that starts at 7 a.m. the next day, does that until 10 a.m. and then gets right on the private jet to Gainesville to call a game that will start a couple hours after he lands there. This man's Starbucks rewards points must be out of control.

I'd like to nominate Kirk for both Football Guy and Dad of the Week for making the stop in Ohio for his son's game in the middle of all this travel, as well. The only thing he loves more than the game is his family. Respect.