Arizona Cardinals Head Coach Jonathan Gannon Proposes Revolutionary New Way For Fans To Behave At Games
Jess Rapfogel. Getty Images.There are plenty of forgotten figures throughout the history of sports who have left tremendous impacts on their game. Players who may not garner as much recognition as some of the all-time greats, but they certainly paved the way with their revolutionary and transcendent contributions they made to sports. You have Joe Fortenberry, who brought dunking to basketball. Bernard "Boom Boom" Geoffrin brought the slap shot to hockey. William Arthur "Candy" Cummings is credited for throwing the first curveball in baseball. You may not know all of these names, but they were all true revolutionaries.
The same will one day be said about Jonathan Gannon, who just came up with this brilliant new technique for fans to try out at Arizona Cardinals games.
Wow. Loud on defense, yet quiet on offense. Guess I never really thought about it that way before. Fortunately for everybody in Arizona, the Cardinals social team was able to whip up this graphic to really spell it out for everyone.
You see, you don't want to be too loud when your team is on offense because you want the guys to be able to communicate with each other out there. Be able to tell some secrets amongst themselves and such. Those poor smooth-brained dipshits in Arizona clearly never put that together before. But at the same time, you don't want to be quiet when your team is on defense because then the other team gets to hear each other out there. You want to be loud. Grrrrr! Those half-witted dumbasses in Arizona surely never considered that. But now they have Johnny Ganns here to show them the ropes. To teach them the ways. If that doesn't put a fire in your belly then I don't know what will.
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