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It Turns Out Colorado State Coach Jay Norvell Actually Wears A Visor Every Time He Speaks With The Media, Despite Saying His Mother Taught Him Better Than That In A Swipe At Coach Prime

It turns out Jay Norvell's mother must not have taught him to talk to grown-ups all that well after all.

Norvell's dig at Deion Sanders was dumb as fuck even if it was true, but now it's just hilarious. I don't even blame Norvell for not adhering to his own moronic rule — because it doesn't make any sense — but it's weird to then make that the thing you're going to rally the troops over when you're a 24-point underdog to a coach who's notably been looking for a way to make every game a personal vendetta.

I want Deion Sanders to run the score up like his job depends on it this Saturday. The fact that Norvell's comments haven't already moved the line by at least a touchdown means you're still getting incredible value. And after Coach Prime beats this guy's ass, I want him to walk into his postgame presser wearing one of those gigantic hats that were a thing for like a week last year and preferably some sunglasses made by that same company.

Colorado State's best chance at winning this game was to hope the Buffs didn't take the week of preparation seriously because of the quality of their opponent. Now, the Rams' own coach has given CU all the motivation to go out there guns blazing and keep their foot on the gas for the entire game.

Let's see how it works out!