'One More Pump And We're Gonna Throw A Flag' - A Ref Reporteldy Warned The Lions Coaches About Amon-Ra St. Brown Aggressively Fucking The Air

Oh hell yeah, this is why we need guys doing podcasts. I want to hear about air humping touchdown celebrations. I don't need to know that Amon-Ra St. Brown saw a cover 2, safety leaning this way and ran a dig route. I want to hear that Sam LaPorta had no idea a fucking was about to happen: 

Just incredible to live out the entire Key and Peele skit: 

You know Goodell wants the camera zoomed in on St. Brown's dick to see if there's an extra thrust. Probably already had a fine written up for aggressive humping because Goodell can't last 4 pumps - not that there's anything wrong with that. Touchdown celebrations are kind of like dunks at this point. They are awesome, but it's damn near impossible to find a new one to do. We've seen the majority of them thanks to the likes of Ocho and everyone else. 

So go hump the air. Just know the limit of pumps. Now, I'm sure it was exaggerated a bit by Antwan Randle-El (the WR coach) but come on, you know refs look for something like that. Just be careful air humping out there.