White Sox Dave Saying Zach Bryan Is "The Biggest Name In Music Not Named Taylor Swift" Proves Why He's A Dumb Muppet

Keegs is still off smoking skinny cigarettes in France so I'm going to jump in and take her pageviews here. I'm not going to sit and write the correct blog on Zach Bryan that Francis is talking about, because while I'd like to think my job security is somewhat safe, you just never know and I'm not barking up that tree. But what I can write about is how that caveman White Sox Dave clearly knows nothing about nothing. He's the biggest name in music not named T Swift? Brother he's not even the biggest in his own genre. I don't look at WSD as the beacon of intelligence by any means, in fact, more like a centerpiece for imbeciles, but man he continues to prove it time after time. My favorite WSD story is when he told Spider he had to clean up his mess that he made in the NYC office because "that's his job". Just an all-time dumb dumb.

Anyway, Nate came over in the middle of me writing this and said "isn't he number one on Spotify right now?" Are we all just going to drink the Kool-Aid? Maybe the only time I'll ever find common ground with Keegs and it's all over our colleague's beau. What if I told you Zach Bryan wasn't even top 50 in monthly listeners on Spotify? I couldn't find 51-100 but judging by this chart he might not even be close:

Zach Bryan has twenty million. Morgan Wallen who is undisputedly bigger than Mr. Bryan has 25 million. I mean what are we even talking about here? Can we have some decorum? White Sox Dave doesn't have publishing power but after him and Chaps are done ball washing maybe we can have a real discussion. "Biggest name" is usually something people turn into a subjective argument, but WSD is either trying really hard to get tickets to a Zach Bryan show or his brain really is just deformed like I thought. Probably both though. Not a thought in that mind of his.