The Chiefs Deserve To Get Their Ass Kicked Tonight For Letting That Loser Roger Goodell Crash 'The World's Largest Tailgate'

I have no ill-will towards the Chiefs. In fact I love them for beating the Eagles in the Super Bowl. Listening to Bengals fans constantly whine about them has made me appreciate Mahomes even more. But now? This move? 

Bite those kneecaps baby! All aboard Dan Campbell, Jared Goff and Jahmyr Gibbs. What can go wrong with that on the road? You don't celebrate the season opener by actually having Goodell at a tailgate. Do you know how awkward this man is besides how much he sucks? No one wants him around, except the owners who he works for basically. And even that is like, I don't know, less than 3/4 of them? 

Look at these diehard fans lining up at 4:30 in the morning. Chiefs fans are awesome, they know how to tailgate. You don't ruin a season opener by doing this. This is bad juju. This is going to turn the entire country on the Chiefs besides those at Arrowhead. I hope two people show up to this. Step 1 to ruin a tailgate is have this guy there. 

Go Lions.