Sophie Turner And Joe Jonas Are Getting A Divorce Despite My Best Efforts To Pretend It Isn't Happening

Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner have broken up after four years of marriage, with Joe filing divorce papers on Sept. 5 in Miami Dade County, Fla., according to online records viewed by E! News.

Joe, 34, stated that "the marriage between the parties is irretrievably broken," per the court documents obtained by E! News.

He asked for "shared parental responsibility" with Sophie, 27, and said a "parenting plan should be established" for their daughter Willa, 3, and another daughter, 14 months, whose initials were only listed as "D.J." in the docs

I'm sick to my fucking stomach. Joe and Sophie were one of those couples where you said "if they break up, I'll kill myself!" Kind of like John Krasinski and Emily Blunt, or Blake Lively and Ryan Reynolds. It seems like we've reached the frequently intercepting worlds of fantasy, and reality. Love doesn't always last forever, even if it makes sense in the story you've written about it. 

In all seriousness, it's sad when people break up. Whether or not their relationships seemed toxic from the outside, OR seemed perfect, it sucks when love dies. Especially when there are kids involved. Rumors are floating around that Joe and Sophie just weren't the same kind of day-to-day people, with Sophie being a party girl and Joe being more of a homebody. Other rumors are that Joe has had the kids with him on tour lately but...Sophie has been there too? She was literally at the concert last night, and Joe has been all but giving a proper statement by wearing his wedding ring in the instagram he posted today as well as the concert last night. UGH!!!! I sure do wish these crazy kids could work it out!!