The AP Top 25 Poll Just Dropped & It's AWFUL

The AP Top 25 means nothing, so I'm going to shit on it. This list is hot garbage. 

Starting with Florida State. I'd rather rub one out with sand paper than root for FSU, but putting them at 4 is disrespectful. They beat the living fuck out of the #5 team in the country and you put them behind Alabama and Michigan? I feel like a lab rat for saying this but Florida State should be #2. 

Having Ohio State ahead of USC is like saying Kylie Jenner is hotter than Kendall Jenner. Sure Kylie is more popular, but Kendall blows her out of the water. Same thing with USC and Ohio State. The only reason Ohio State is in the top 5 is because of their name. They looked like shit on Saturday. They scored more field goals than touchdowns, you play a dog water team like Indiana and can only score 23 points? The Buckeyes don't have a QB, USC has Caleb Williams. That alone should put USC ahead of Ohio State. If these team played next week USC would beat them by 2 touchdowns.

LSU shouldn't even be ranked. What they did in the second half against Florida State was a disgrace to the game. They got fucking manhandled. There was no heart, no fight, and no dog. Brian Kelly is dog water, I wouldn't even let him walk my dog. The scoreboard lied, LSU didn't score in the second half. That garbage time touchdown against the 5th string walk-on squad doesn't count. LSU is pathetic.

Colorado's win total was at 3.5 games and now they're the 22nd best team in the country? I feel bad for Colorado fans, this is the worst thing that could of happened to them. The #22 team in the country is only -3 against the 0-1 Nebraska Huskies? What could go wrong? Everyone and their mother is going to slam the fuck out of Colorado -3, it's already being reported as the most bet on game this year. What could go wrong? If you're a Colorado fan screenshot this AP list and make it your wallpaper while you can. 

Clemson being ranked after last nights game might be the best joke of 2023. If you lose a game 28-7 as a 13-point favorite, you should automatically be unranked the following week. Dabo Sweeney’s glory days are far behind him. Clemson is COOKED.