A Cincinnati Bar Is Offering 9 Cent "Sad Girl Shots" For Women Upset Over Joe Burrow's Rumored Engagement

So Pacman Jones spilled the beans that Joe Burrow is engaged, and now the entire female population is sad. A truly devastating day for women across the US, and the entire world for that matter. And I'll admit that even I'm a little torn up about it. Like, I'm so fucking straight (love chicks), but I'm pretty sure I'd have sex with Joey Burrow if given the chance. I don't know what it is, but there's just something about this dude that is COOL.

Joe Brrrrrrrr.

Question: Is he even good looking? I honestly don't know. Again I'm just a Straight, but I'd think Jimmy G, Jalen Hurts, and Tom Brady would be bigger heart throbs than this guy. But they're not! Twitter search "Joe Burrow engaged" and you'll find females literally CRYING that he's off the market.

Anyways, a bar in Cincinnati is capitalizing off everyone else's pain, making Sad Girl Shots only 9 cents in honor of Joe Burrow's #9.

I respect the hustle. You gotta strike while the irons are hot to generate business, so I applaud the marketing team here. One thing I do not applaud though is the ingredients of the shot. Chocolate sauce, Baileys, and whipped cream? This is supposed to be a sad drink, not a St. Patty's Day party. 

Visuals of the beautiful Miss Olivia for the boys: