'The Cowboys Will Never Win Shit Because Of Jerry Jones' - Mark Schlereth, Speaking On Behalf Of Everyone In America With A Brain
[Source] - “This is why the Cowboys will never win s–t because Jerry Jones can’t help himself,” Schlereth said on the show. “I said it, it’s there.
“You think about Jerry Jones, you’re gonna go out there and you’re gonna make a trade for a guy without talking to anybody else in your organization, Steven Jones, your head coach Mike McCarthy, your quarterback.”
“Oh, they may win a bunch of regular season games because they’re talented,” Schlereth said. “They’ll get in the playoffs and they’ll s–t in their helmets like they do every year.
Shit in their helmets is such a great line. Gotta save that one for when it happens. Anyways, I can't say anyone should disagree with Schlereth here, I just can't believe this all stemmed from a Trey Lance trade. There may not be someone who has caused more arguments in the league than Lance despite never really playing. People arguing about him being the 3rd overall pick, the dumbass trade the 49ers did, whether Lance should start and now this trade.
Look at that trio though Schlereth listed. Jerry Jones, Steven Jones, Mike McCarthy. A rag tag crew of cocksmen who will inevitably be the downfall again of the Cowboys. Look at them!
Tom Pennington. Getty Images.Those are 3 guys who for sure shit in their helmets. No doubt Mike McCarthy is holding in a fart right here too. Steven Jones looks like he smelled the fart and Jerry is ready to blame everything on both of them despite shitting in the helmet first. I just love that everyone with a brain is in agreement. The Cowboys will make the playoffs. Sure, I'm man enough to admit they will be good enough to do that.
But I will be grinning like Tim Curry in Home Alone 2 the moment Dak drops back and launches a pick in the divisional round. I'll be cackling when they make Tony Pollard play left tackle with the game on the line. Very few things warms my heart like the annual Cowboys disaster. Can't wait for it.