Why Not You: Selena Gomez Tells All And Reveals What It Would Take If You Want To Be Her Boyfriend

The worst fella you know just read this tweet and thinks he now has a chance with Selena Gomez. There's around 10,000 quote tweets from guys trying to shoot their shot now that they think it's that simple. Women everywhere are cooked, because every guy on the planet is going to use this when they tell you that you're not good enough. Oh I'm not? Well Selena will take me then. 

Anyway with all that being said, who is cooler than the number one blogger at Barstool Sports? And all I need to do is make you laugh? Free around 7? The craziest part? I asked Dave to describe me and he literally said this:

"He's man, not cool in the sense that people think he's cool. He's just nice and like, makes people laugh and also he's good to others families and people around him."

And if that's not a ringing endorsement then I don't know what else would be. Answer my DM Selena. And here you go for probably one of the main reasons why you clicked this blog anyway:

You're welcome.