Does This Look Like The Room Of A Guy Who Is Going On Dates?

Listen, it's a Friday on the Internet. Not much going on and I've been scouring for interesting NFL topics to write about to no avail. We are in need of an NFL blogger after all. So it's to Reddit I headed, where I found this photo of this fella's room that is checks notes apparently going on dates. Let's have a moment for that Bengals helmet. At least it looks like he cleaned up a bit before his date came over. And he put a brown napkin down for her to sit on. A true gentleman of the highest order.

Dating in 2023 sounds like a miserable experience. And now if you're a dirty human being who lives in filth and squalor, you're subject to going viral on Reddit and everyone laughing at you. Having trouble dating? At least you don't have to feel so inadequate now, until you remind yourself that this guy got a girl to go home with him. Gotta know what's in that PBR can too. It's anyone's guess. Piss, ashes, more of the literal SOIL that is on this guys floor, etc. And the "Trump, no more bullshit flag" to add to his Funko pop collection. How can you get America great again if you can't even get your living room to be great again? Insert something here about coastal elites yada yada. God this photo rocks.

You'd drive yourself crazy trying to analyze this entire thing. Is that a bottle of hand sanitizer near the TV or some lube? Nobody is sanitizing anything in that room. Kills 99.9% of bacteria. That 0.1%, however … 

She can fix him though. So this inevitably ends in marriage and a happily ever after. Nothing surprises me anymore.