This Old Braves Fan Doesn't Have A Care In The World, Deep Throats His Ice Cream Cone In Pure Bliss

You know you love ice cream when you start deep throating it. I don't blame this guy. Ice cream is delicious. He wasn't going to wait around and gently eat that ice cream cone. Oh no. He's going to lick it and then stick it in the back of his throat like he's Heather Brooke. Love the guy next to him handing him napkins like that was going to matter. This guy wasn't going to waste a drop of that ice cream. Gets on his shirt? No problem, 100% chance he lifts that bad boy up and starts licking his shirt. 

The 'jeez' by the announcer sums it up well, perfect even. We saw him licking the cone. We saw the tongue go to work before he went all Nancy Reagan on the cone. I can confidently say I've never ate an ice cream cone that way, but I'm about to try. Ice cream is fucking delicious, don't even know one person who would disagree with that. Taking a couple bites off the top, making sure it doesn't leak onto your fingers, sure, all fair game. But the deep throat move is innovative. 

This is how you savor your ice cream. No drips, no sticky fingers, just pure, pure bliss. Your move on Sundae Conversation, Glenny.