Dave Portnoy Says Barstool Is Losing $12 MILLION And He's PISSED!

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"We're losing $12 MILLION bucks...and we're not going to lose productivity."

YES!!! Thank you Lord Portnoy for putting these peasants robots in their place! Barstool SPORTS isn't just about the SPORTS no matter how many times people can point out SPORTS is in the name! You don't buy a $500 MILLION company back for $1 without knowing a thing or two about BUSINESS! And Lord Portnoy knows all! That $12 MILLION deficit is going to be a $112 ZILLION gain after Davey Warbucks goes through the books! Brick By Brick not Schtick By Schtick! Hopefully that good for nothing Smitty who has NEVER DONE A SINGLE WORTHY THING since he started working at Barstool in 2011 is the next on the block to go! Remember when he FELL ASLEEP playing Fortnite then took 16 weeks of MATERNITY LEAVE? LOLLLLLL!!!!! The WOAT!!!!!

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