Elon Musk Won't Stop Until He Brings Down Society As We Know It

Are you kidding me? There is only one explanation for all the dumb dumb moves Elon has made over the last few months - he is surrounded by nothing but "yes" men. No one with two brain cells to rub together would say this is a good idea. Even that dope WSD would tell you this is stupid. 

Listen, let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Do I look at my phone when I'm driving? Of course I do but I will say I stopped doing it while my daughter is in the car. When she isn't and I find myself at a red light, in traffic, or even when the cruise control is engaged on the highway I've been known to check a text or even text something quickly back to whomever reached out to me. I recognize that is stupid and I am working on stopping it all together. Sorry, it is hard! 

But now you want an app that is predicated on scrolling for an extended period of time to come through your dashboard screen? Get outa town, Elon! 

I know plenty of you can't wait to be mean to others on the ole internet but for the love of Christ can you please save your insult until your car is parked? 

I don't care if I get banned at this point because someone needs to step up and say "no" to Elon on something. Anything! Actually, he just needs to get stuffed in a locker. It's clearly been too long since that has happened to him. Let's bring that back where the jocks put the nerds in their place. Elon is going unchecked and it has to stop before we end up with 25 car pile ups on I95.