Villagers in Peru Report Being Terrorized by 'Floating 7-Foot Aliens'

Metro - Villagers in Peru have made a desperate plea to the military to save them from ‘7 ft aliens which attack them every night’.

The Ikitu indigenous people in Peru have claimed they are being ambushed by mysterious armoured figures which look like the Green Goblin from Spider-Man. 

They described the extraterrestrials as having large heads and yellowish eyes.

A 15-year-old girl was allegedly grabbed from behind and had her neck cut when she resisted. 

Community leader Jairo Reátegui Ávila said: ‘These gentlemen are aliens. They appear to be armoured like the Green Goblin from Spider-Man.

‘I shot one of them twice and he wasn’t injured, he rose and disappeared.

‘We’re very frightened about what’s happening here in our community.‘

Yowza. 

Whenever I hear about massive, armored aliens hunting humans from above in the Mezzo-American rainforest to the point elite squads of the military are called in to capture or kill it, my mind skips right over Green Goblin and goes straight to:

But that's fine. The Ikitu indigenous peoples of Peru aren't wrong to think Harry Osborne. This just means they have a slightly different frame of reference than mine. And probably yours. Community leader Jairo Reátegui Ávila  might have missed the obvious low-hanging fruit, but maybe John McTiernan masterpieces aren't available on his streaming services but Sam Raimi's are. I just hate to miss such a golden opportunity.

But that's not the point of this blog, assuming I have one. And if I do, it's to point out that it's common to dismiss UFO experiencers and alien abductees as frauds, liars, attention-seekers, grifters, or out-and-out kooks. But it's a lot harder to hurl those accusations when it comes to indigenous people living in a remote village somewhere. We naturally assume these are noble, forthright and honest people, disinterested in fame or cynical money grabs. And with good reason. 

So if you're a UFO skeptic and/or an alien denier, explain this testimony to me. Is community leader Avila a liar? Hmm? Is he making up the story about the little girl getting her neck cut from behind? Is he scamming us with this tale about doing battle with this entity but his bullets were useless against it? If so, why? Is he chasing clout? Trying to cash in on it? Doing it for the Instagram likes as he tries to boost his influencer career? 

And if he's just imagining the whole thing, what about the rest of the village? How come none of his fellow villagers are calling the Ikitu version of bullshit on his wild claims? Are they in it for the paranormal tourism dollars like at Loch Ness or Area 51? How do you square an accusation like that against the fact these are people who live off the land far from the maddening crowds? 

Believe what you will, but I will not stand for smears against these people from doubters and skeptics. I stand with the Ikitu. And with Dutch, Mac, Billy, Blaine and Poncho. Even their musical versions: