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Emily Ratajkowski is a Marketing Genius

Page Six - EmRata is her brand’s best bikini model.

Emily Ratajkowski bared her booty in a high-cut thong bikini in steamy shots on Instagram Sunday. 

Ratajkowski, 32, shared a series of snaps on the ‘gram, standing in the kitchen while wearing the itty bitty red, blue green and yellow classic triangle ($90) that’s currently available for pre-order with matching thong bottoms ($90) from her swimwear line Inamorata Woman, proving yet again she’s the best publicity for her collection.

Not to flex on you too hard, but I am the son of a tenured marketing professor. On top of that, I dabbled in business school myself at Bowling Green State University. Sure, I dropped out to purse the always lucrative "Liberal Studies" degree. But between my dad and a handful of entry-level business courses (some of which I even passed), I've learned a thing or two about how to market a product. 

One of the first things they teach in any business school is the 4 P's of Marketing"

- Product
- Place
- Price
- Promotion

It's crucial to have a grasp on the 4 P's of Marketing if you want to sell your product or service. That's what old crusty business professors will tell you. But times are changing. There is a new school of thought that's emerged. The 4 P's are old news. Nowadays, if you want to launch a successful marketing campaign, all you need is a firm grasp on what I like to call The 1 P of Marketing:

- Product -
- Place -
- Price -
- Promotion

- Pussy

Entrepreneurial marketing genius Emily Ratajkowski understands this concept.

That's how you market a product. I just bought 2 dozen bikinis. 

The beauty of the 1 P of Marketing is that it can be used to sell anything. You don't need to limit yourself to sexy products. Say you're trying to hawk a $5 grease bomb tex-mex cheeseburger to overweight construction workers in the southwest.

Or if you're selling domain names to people who have convinced themselves that they have an idea important enough to warrant it's own website

Or even if you don't have a product at all, and simply was to shove a fairly extreme environmentally conscious agenda down America's throats. The 1 P will get your point across perfectly.

People will spend tens of thousands of dollars towards a business degree to get themselves a entry-level marketing job. That's not necessary guys. Just focus on the 1 P of Marketing and you're going to have a lucrative career. Inamorata Bikinis are going to be a dynasty in the Instagram influencer hot girl clothing space for years to come.