Bold Strategy: ChiefsAholic's Attorney Spent An Entire Press Conference Using Football Puns To Declare Him Innocent

I can't believe this guy is real - both the Chiefs super fan and the attorney. Dude looks like a mix of a guy straight out of central casting and the guy who played the lawyer in My Cousin Vinny before getting fired by Stan. Need to grow my hair out somehow (transplants) and immediately get this cut. It's perfect. It sets the tone so people always know you're serious. 

The whole ChiefsAholic saga has been weird, shocking, I know: 

Gotta know who in Chiefs Kingdom is waiting around and will have their happiness dictated upon the trial. Love the football puns though. That's how you let the world know he's a SuperFan, that and only call him ChiefsAholic. I think that should just be his legal name. If you're going to be a superfan, go all the way in. No more real name shit. 

You just know this guy spent all night writing these puns down and was waiting to use it. Wouldn't be surprised to see him break it out in court. He's gotta have more in the tank. He's gotta have some other ones he can use whenever he wants.