Our Queen Crazy Plane Lady Tiffany Gomas Has Dropped A New Selfie With A Powerful Motivational Quote For Your Monday

There she is! Our queen! I'm writing this and clicking publish, but I wouldn't be surprised if one Barstool blogger whose name rhymes with Grief stole it and published it and then blatantly lied again. No real story there, and besides, we're here to talk about our queen Tiffany Gomas. I don't know who got in her head, but after complete silence for a month, dropping selfies with some motivational quotes that goes viral is a 200 IQ move. She'll have a Barstool Sports podcast by the end of the week if we haven't lost our fastball. Some sort of hustle is coming. An NFT (are those even in style anymore?), a podcast, maybe even a celebrity boxing match? Make your bag queen.

Can we talk about her kitchen? That motherfucker might not be real. Most pristine kitchen these eyes have ever seen. They did report she lives in some like 2 million dollar mansion in Dallas. That doesn't matter. Going from not wanting any attention for seeing a potential lizard person on your plane to having a photoshoot a month later in your Texas mansion kitchen is so unhinged and I love it. I love her. And how can you not be inspired for this upcoming week with quotes like this? 

I want all the Tiffany Gomas updates. Let's stop talking about the TikTok "it girls" like Alix Earle, and instead take people who are proven to be able to captivate crowds in the hundreds in the most tense moments. That's someone like Tiffany. And I will be there for every step of the way. Pageviews are pageviews.