Down Bad: Gamers Are Now Doing "Sex Speedruns" In The New Baldur's Gate 3 Game To See How Fast They Can Reach The Sex Scene

I knew gaming was currently weak but what the fuck is this? You've heard of casual sex but have you heard of ranked competitive sex ladders? New meaning to premature ejaculation here I guess. I've never heard of Baldur's Gate, but apparently it's a Game of Thrones-esque roleplaying video game set in the Dungeons and Dragons universe. Not my cup of tea of game choice but to each their own. I haven't heard anything about it besides this speed run stuff and it's massively viral, so either the best piece of marketing ever or gamers are just down that tremendous these days.

Apparently the record is under 4 minutes by Disguised Toast who has 4 million subscribers?

Rookie numbers. And I don't know if we should bonk whoever made the IGN critic's rating for the game, because they gave it a PERFECT 10:

Gaming really is cooked. The new Madden just dropped and it's horrible as always, Barstool will be sold again before GTA 6 releases, and Call of Duty was fun like a decade ago. There's never been a better time to touch grass than now. With all that being said, does anyone know how I can download this game?