Marcus Jordan Says He And Larsa Pippen Are Getting Married

I mean if they're really looking for a location like Marcus said, how about the United Center where they first met? From The Last Dance to their first dance. This fucking league, man. Of all the wild shit that we see come out of the internet these days, I'm still not sure I've found anything that has shocked me more than when Michael Jordan's son started dating Scottie Pippen's ex-wife. We've all been through bad breakups that are tough to get over, but I truly don't know how Scottie gets up every single morning. His rival's son is fucking his ex-wife. Game Over.

That actually makes me sad for Scottie, and I'm definitely on his side. There's literally a million fish in the sea, so for Larsa to really think that Marcus Jordan is truly "the one" is complete bullshit. She just knows this literally the only person on Earth, outside of Michael himself I guess, that Scottie would get super jealous of. It's so diabolical and everyone knows it, including Michael.

But, I guess they're getting married. Any chance Scottie attends? I mean, it is his teammates oldest son. If it was anyone except his ex-wife, he'd probably be there.

I'm out on this wedding but I will say this: Larsa Pippen-Jordan might be the coolest name of all time. Put it on a Bulls jersey.