Leo Messi Doesn't Give A Single Fuck About Joel Embiid, James Harden Or The City Of Philadelphia

I thought we've run out of jokes to make when it comes to what Messi is doing to the rest of the MLS, but luckily the 76ers are still a shit show. You think he gives a damn about Joel Embiid, James Harden, the 76ers or even the city of Philadelphia? Absolutely not. The man only cares about scoring in America. That's a very nice 9 goals in 6 games. I know it seems like the Philadelphia Union keeper is letting the ball go in the net, but that's just Messi vs the MLS. I even debated blogging this right now because I assume he'll do something crazy or score again before I even hit publish. 

It's just hilarious that people even dared to write Messi off because of his run at PSG. A little ho-hum World Cup title and being the 3rd greatest MLS player of all time behind Clint Dempsey and Brian McBride since then. Credit to me for putting him ahead of Jozy Altidore and Juan Pablo Angel. I think that's fair. Cheat code is overused and I still don't think that's strong enough for what Messi is doing.

At least the Union fans are doing their part! 

Hit the music!