The J-E-T-S: Dalvin Cook Signs A 1 Year / $8.6 Million Deal With The New York Jets

Are the New York Jets a super team? Give me all the Nicky Smokes, Frank the Tank, and Dolphins fans' tears. I don't even like either one of these teams, but I like the idea that Aaron Rodgers left the NFC North where my Vikings reside and is now far far away on this god squad. It sucks it's the end of the road of Dalvin Cook the Viking, but this is the definition of onto greener pastures. And until the Vikings unblock me on Twitter after tweeting them to fire Zimmer back in the day, they're still dead to me. And think of the Hard Knocks content we're about to get. Everyone wins here. Absolutely no excuse from the Jets now to not crush expectations and be a legit contender. 

Goodnight sweet prince and take care of him Jets. Joe Douglas masterclass.