Martin Shkreli Gives Sam Bankman-Fried Jail Advice

Nerds with too much power getting punished is a secret joy of mine. This is what happens when nerds don’t get bullied; they defraud everyone else out of billions of dollars and weasel their way out of jail time. Not this time, though! SBF is going to get his ass sent to the same institution Shkreli did. Shkreli is at least an outright asshole from the jump; SBF defrauded Tom Brady and tons of celebrities out of millions. So I hope SBF tries to go meet this Flacco guy, and it goes absolutely terrible. Realistically Flacco does not exist, and Shkreli is pretending like he has fake street cred from his time behind bars. SBF in prison just gives me sick joy; this man was having ugly nerd orgys while on tons of meth and Parkinson's medication in a $300m mansion in the Bahamas. 

I hope someone really kicks his ass in prison because I bought Bitcoin when it was expensive, and now I am just down money, but it definitely has something to do with this guy. Bernie Madoff was running schemes in prison around selling ramen, I hope SBF gets 0 play in any type of similar scheme in prison and just is a bottom-feeder. 

No more nerd orgies in prison.