Can't Be Shocked One Bit At People Heroically Admitting They Keep Having Sex In San Francisco's Robotaxis
[Source] - Customers of a San Francisco robotaxi service have lately been using the driverless cars to have sex while they travel to their destinations, according to a report.
Several clients of the Cruise robotaxi startup told The San Francisco Standard that they have had several sexual experiences while hitching a ride in the tech company’s autonomous vehicles that have grown increasingly popular in the City by the Bay.
“I mean, there’s no one to tell you, ‘You can’t do that,’” he told the Standard.
Come on, this is the least shocking news to come out of this sort of topic. You got driverless cars, people all drunk and horned up. Of course they are going to fuck in the backseat of the car. There was never a doubt this was going to happen, no matter how much of an 'agreement' they have:
“We’re working hard to make sure our service is safe, clean, and open to everyone, and riders agree to do their part when they sign up to use our service,” a spokesperson for Cruise told The Post.
“Our Community Rules and Terms of Service detail what’s prohibited while on a trip and we will take appropriate action against anyone who violates those guidelines.”
You better get those cameras and those signs in every car. It doesn't even matter if you actually have a camera, it's like the security system signs. You just gotta scare people enough to not be horny for 15 minutes. That's really the only thing you gotta do here if you're the robotaxi company. I gotta hand it to everyone here though. They are being safe and having fun. Get a little loaded, do the smart thing of getting a cab home and next thing you know you're mid blowjob looking at how much time you have left - as if it's even needed.
That said, you gotta be a little crazy to just live out a car sex fantasy in a different car like this minx Megan:
The Standard also quoted Alex’s partner, Megan, a woman in her 20s, who described her first experience in which her robotaxi ride escalated into something more.
“We got in and just got straight to it, making out,” said Megan, who got into the Cruise car wearing nothing but a robe.
“One thing led to another, and he made sure that I was taken care of, if you will,” she told the Standard.
“I was like, ‘I have no underwear on, and I am ready to go in this kimono’,” she said
Call me old fashioned but if you're going to get in a random car for sex, no thank you. Have a little home field advantage one time. No shot in hell you're getting me into a car wearing just a robe that's not mine. I don't care who you are. That just seems like too much work for moments of excitement.
All of this though and I gotta say I'm still scared of driverless cars. Not for me. I need to be in control. I get the joy of it all, even sans sex. Just the ability to nap and be at your spot or the ability to just sit on your phone, whatever you do. There's enough shitty drivers in the world and I'd still take them on the road over the driverless cars. But, yeah, if you run one of these companies just know everyone is fucking.