Influencer Discovers A New Life Hack That He Says Gets Him Way Further Ahead Than You: Splitting Up Each Day Into Three Different Days

Wake up babe, new alpha male technique just dropped! A time cube man for the TikTok generation. I love how he immediately called everyone crazy for thinking a dude in a cave decided on the 24 hour clock "300 years ago" which is like the 18th century. He's thinking so far out of the box that he had me starting to believe the Stone Age was 300 years ago too. It must be so cool to be able to make up shit like this on the fly and have people listen to you. My man discovered morning, afternoon, and night and transformed it into a method. 

You gotta wonder what his eating schedule looks like. Does he eat 3 times a day or does he eat 3 times in a day? And what's his age? Did he calculate himself to be like 150 years old? 

Just look at the dude's face he was telling this to:

My man is reconsidering everything he's ever thought about this podcasting career he chose. And what if we just decided to make our days 3 hours instead of 6? Would this guy be toast? Makes you wonder. Fuck Andrew Tate, this guy is the best bro motivation guy we got going. I want to listen to him talk about everything. Let's hear his thoughts on cutting a pizza into 8 slices and what if we just kept going and cut it into like 32 slices for maximum effect. I need creatine and tren ASAP so I can think like this. 

This isn't the first or last method we'll hear from this fella, so more to come when he inevitably drops his next banger.