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Everything Sucks: Harry Kane, The Face Of Tottenham, Is Officially Leaving The Club To Chase Trophies At Bayern Munich

Fuck. That's basically the entire blog because that's how I feel. I understand that Tottenham getting that transfer fee is huge, especially with the new regime and having to plug more holes. Go ahead and make the jokes that we weren't winning trophies with Harry Kane. But he's still one of us. He was the face of Tottenham. He was going to set the goal scoring record in the Premier League. 

And now he's gone. Just like that. 

He wants trophies and he simply wasn't getting that with Tottenham (or England. Fuck it's coming home). I honestly thought he was going to stay. I really did. Maybe it was just me being a fan, which is the dumbest and best thing we do in life. We attach ourselves to teams and our entire mood over a 2 hour span or so ends up ruining us. That's especially the case as a Spurs fan. It ruins us a lot. But every time Bayern submitted a bid, Spurs rejected it. 

What are we supposed to do now? That's how I feel. Yeah, I know that there's money and there's still players, but come on. It's Harry fucking Kane. He's supposed to be in North London wearing white. I never thought I'd have to hate Harry Kane, but now that's all I feel. He left, yeah it's better not to be in the Premier League, but he left. He could have stayed for life. He could have set any record he wanted. 

Think it's pretty clear to blame the NBA here. Trying to form super teams is now infiltrating European soccer. That's my only logical conclusion. This all just sucks.