Mintzy's Next Live Show Is Going To Be Absolutely Electric

That's right, the next Dozen live show that Smockin takes part in will feature the KING of live programming, Ben Mintz! Smockin has been a really solid team that was unable to get over the hump for a while now. We always seem to run into a triple OT loss, a tourney matchup with a team that talks over our phone-a-friends with no consequence and, worst of all, just hitting categories that we are weak as hell at. Enter Mintzy! The king of the south is going to help us out tremendously next season in our weak categories and propel us past the likes of the Sad Boys. 

One thing I would love to note is that corrupt commissioner JDL seemingly forgot to mention that Mintz clearly failed his trivia physical... 

The only thing I need a trivia player to have is a functioning brain. Knowing that Mintz has Q-tip cotton where his spinal fluid should be does not help my confidence too much. 

Anyway, I'm putting the league on notice. There is a new top hog in town and it's name is TEAM SMOCKIN