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Starbucks Will Be Playing A 122 Song "Starbucks Lovers" Taylor Swift Playlist In All US Stores To Celebrate The Final 2023 US Eras Tour Show

Great move by Starbucks here. For those who don't get the joke, in Taylor's song "Blank Space" there is a lyric that reads, "Got a long list of ex lovers, they'll tell you I'm insane."  People confused "list of ex lovers" for the words "Starbucks lovers," it became a big meme, etc etc. Very stupid! Why would she be singing about Starbucks in a song! Oh, she's a basic bitch? She prob loves a pumpkin spice latte? Grow up. She's a modern marvel when it comes to songwriting. While she'll occasionally slip in a nod to pop culture here and there, (ex: "In my feelings more than Drake, so yea") she's not incorporating "Starbucks" into her lyrics. Without a paycheck too?? Fat chance. 

I've noted many times that I'm mostly off coffee/lattes because the caffeine makes me feel like I'm going to pass out. I'm a tea girl primarily. But if I'm hearing we're playing Taylor at every Starbucks? I may have to slide through for a cake pop.