Alpha Male Influencer Says Getting Groceries Is A Waste Of Time And Cleaning Dishes Is For Brokies

Fellas, new alpha male method just dropped. Fuck those groceries you have in your fridge, what, are you gonna clean dishes like a fucking nerd? Only nerds wash dishes. To be truly successful, you have to keep them dirty. This Dollar Tree Andrew Tate has the method for you, and it's to exclusively order delivery unlike those brokies. Wait until this guy finds out you can get your groceries delivered. If you disagree? What color is your G-Wagon? 

Every week there's a new clip that further confirms the fact that we have to stop giving podcast equipment to anyone who wants it. Gen Z dudes watch this clip and decide he's the most alpha guy out and heroize this fella. My journalistic research (JackMac who is sitting right across from me at Barstool HQ) says he's actually friends with Andrew Tate, so that makes a little bit of sense. It's like the student trying to become the master, except it doesn't work and everyone thinks you're a fool instead. 

We're listening to a guy who says you'd wash dishes with Dial soap? He does have a point with the valet though. Getting the valet to grab the G-Wagon is time consuming and time is money. I prefer to land my helicopter on top of Publix and skip all that extra stuff. That's true wealth. It's clear this guy has never spent some time around the grill with the fellas cooking up a tri-tip. Friends? Friends don't make you generational wealth. Enjoy your steak and good company while he gets his bag, loser.