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Under The Jail: A Woman Put Her BARE FEET On The Armrest In Front Of Her During A 5-Hour Flight

There is truly nothing worse in the world than flying on a commercial plane right now. Your flight is going to be delayed a couple hours at best, the prices are out of control and then once you actually get on the plane, you have lunatics like this who just want to go that extra mile to make the experience that much more hellish.

I would truly lose it on this woman. I'm mad writing this just thinking about it and this didn't even happen to me. You have no choice but to turn around and give her the cussing of a lifetime — once you've documented her heinous actions with photographic evidence in case whatever piece of shit airline this is tries to turn this situation around on you. I'd consider an accidental very hard elbow, but they'd find a way to make you the offender there, too, while the Barefoot Bandit roams free.

If this doesn't get you on the no-fly list, we shouldn't have one. This is domestic terrorism. Look at her toes, for fuck's sake!!!

Is Gitmo still open? If not, open it back up for this woman. There is no punishment too harsh.